May 2013
70 posts
morethanredpants:
99problemsandmore:
“You should, yes,” Jim agreed, John being sarcastic or not. He casually turned to sit in the guest chair - preferably “John’s” since he moved in. Because he could. And he had been there first. He raised a brow up at John while pulling out his mobile. “Telling would make it far too boring. The only time I tell him I’m visiting is if it’s serious.”
He tilted...
A Guide to Tumblr Fight RPs~
cdwalker:
Please reblog this as a link in order to spare people’s dashboards from a huge post!
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Alright so it’s been a while since I’ve seen any sort of helpful guide to fight roleplays on Tumblr, and I think it’s desperately needed, especially with the amount of people who are afraid to RP them for fear that something will go wrong! So when it comes to throwing your character into the...
notsonewlyweds:
99problemsandmore:
notsonewlyweds:
99problemsandmore reblogged your post: + 99problemsandmore
Afternoon. And what have you two been up to lately?
Drug smuggling! Only not really. uwu
Not much.
[Rolled his eyes a bit.]
No more trouble with a particular hunter then?
I haven’t seen her.
Nor have I. Good riddance.
Almost a shame. It was fun to toy with her.
notsonewlyweds:
99problemsandmore reblogged your post: + 99problemsandmore
Afternoon. And what have you two been up to lately?
Drug smuggling! Only not really. uwu
Not much.
[Rolled his eyes a bit.]
No more trouble with a particular hunter then?
+ 99problemsandmore
notsonewlyweds:
Jimbotron! Jimjamboree! Jimmy! Hi, Jim. c:
Afternoon.
Afternoon. And what have you two been up to lately?
morethanredpants:
99problemsandmore:
Jim fixed his suit and rolled his eyes mildly at John. “What were you doing standing right by it anyway?” He stepped on out of the closet. Not surprised that the only heart beat he heard was John’s. Sherlock had gone out. “I see you’ve made yourself at home already.” He drawled when he spoke, looking around the flat as he left the bedroom.
“You’re going to...
morethanredpants:
No, Jim didn’t have a lot of room and they practically bumped noses before John took in a sharp gasp and a step back. Not out of fear so much as just ‘Wow another person is suddenly in front of me better back the hell up.’ And also because it was just about the last person he’d expect to see, no matter what closet he was in.
He straightened up and wiped the traces of shock...
morethanredpants:
There was a few closets at 221b. And, in the process of unpacking, John decided to open one of them to put away a jacket that he wouldn’t need again until winter. And, lo and behold, he’d unwittingly chosen the one with the portal inside of it.
Sherlock had told him about it before in passing, as a way of explaining how to get to a place called Unova. But could you get to...
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Anonymous asked: WOW, I just lost a bunch of weight using the OFFICIAL TUMBLR DIET!! Are u using it as well?
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sodoffyabuggers asked: ((Can I just gush about villains again for a minute? Like real, well played, motherfucking bad guys who do bad fucking things. And you share a trait with Adelaide-mun in that you're excellent at letting us see that there's an extra layer or ten to this guy. That he's not just a "bad" guy, he's a really REALLY BAD GUY. Underneath this onion is more onion and then more...
((Let's do that thing where you leave your...
sodoffyabuggers:
averyrook:
((Go do it.))
((me too????))
((derp))
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murderbynecessity:
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scalesandmagic:
“…are ya lost Jimmy?”
“No. But I can tell things are going on in the sewers.” :|
sodoffyabuggers:
appleznbananaz:
anagrammaton:
no emma see its not racist her white instructors told her 2 do it so its fine
its fine
a white person told her to do it
its fine
not racist
My teacher is Hispanic :)
((wow I’m getting really fucking fed up with this shit.
Do people just look for shit to bitch about over the internet? I’m pretty sure they do. Boo fucking hoo someone did...
thepastelvampire:
99problemsandmore replied to your post: Hello, Jim. Hello, people and… other worldly…
And how have you been?
Fairly good, I suppose. Roaming around town and going to places I really shouldn’t go. The usual. * She shrugged casually* And You? It’s been quite a while. Belated Happy Birthday, as well.
[Jim raised an eyebrow about the birthday thing. Wasn’t...
Papercraft Professor: A Guide to Tumblr Fight RPs~ →
cdwalker:
Please reblog this as a link in order to spare people’s dashboards from a huge post!
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Alright so it’s been a while since I’ve seen any sort of helpful guide to fight roleplays on Tumblr, and I think it’s desperately needed, especially with the amount of people…
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berserkknight:
99problemsandmore:
My drive to do anything lately is non existent. Not to mention annoying. I have things to do. What the fuck.
You actually have things to do? Le gasp, you’re not actually considering the job offer to tickle nut sacks? Oh my various gods, you’re actually going to do hard honest work? I’m so proud of you, Jim. Just don’t quit the hooker job cold turkey. I...
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My drive to do anything lately is non existent. Not to mention annoying. I have things to do. What the fuck.
friendlyneighborhooddeliveryman:
99problemsandmore:
Here, let me state this slowly and carefully so you get it.
My problems. Are none. Of your. Business. Stay out of it. Shut up. Fuck off. Mention it again and I’ll kill you. Clear enough?
*Lamont grit his teeth and let out a harsh breath through his nostrils*
…Fine.
Consider it forgotten.
[Jim put on a fake smile then.] Good. Now...
friendlyneighborhooddeliveryman:
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You’re right, I don’t know you! Which is why the fact that you’re schizophrenic came as a huge goddamned surprise!
I never said I pitied you, I just said I felt bad! I couldn’t deal with that shit for the few minutes I was inside your head, so I can’t even imagine what you have to deal with!
Here, let me state this slowly and carefully so you get it. My...
friendlyneighborhooddeliveryman:
*Alright, now he was a bit upset. Maybe Jim’s anger was rubbing off on him.* Look, I don’t know when it decides to happen, it just does!
Jesus christ, Jim! I was prepared to feel bad for you!
[That caused the vampire to pause in his steps and turn back around in a snarl.] What in your right mind gave you the idea that I want you to feel bad for me?...
friendlyneighborhooddeliveryman:
*He lurched back as the muddled whispering suddenly surged into a raging, fuming mass that hung like a cloud around Moriarty. The air was thick with ill will. Oh, hell no… He was not going to stick around for this. Lamont started to back up quickly.*
I-I didn’t mean it, it just happened!
This is new for me, I don’t have control over it!
You were just fine...
friendlyneighborhooddeliveryman:
99problemsandmore:
It all depends on the situation. As long as we agree to stay out of each other’s business, it’s doable.
[He quirked an eyebrow at Lamont suddenly stepping back and holding his head. The shout had been unexpected. What the hell?] Lamont? [He knew he wasn’t doing it - at least it wasn’t pheromones that were the cause.]
Get back! *He threw a...
friendlyneighborhooddeliveryman:
99problemsandmore replied to your post: The flowers weren’t necessary, you know.
There a reason you want to be on friendly terms again?
Just gotten tired of conflict lately.
Don’t care if we’re on friendly terms or not… I just don’t wanna fight.
*He looked at Jim for a long moment and, true to his current ability, dipped into his thoughts.
The results...
I’ve got 99 problems and I’m not dealing with any of them
